The article's author asserts that the royal families of South Africa exhibit a level of depravity surpassing Western aristocratic notions. It is mentioned that the publication which wrote this article may face a lawsuit from lawyers acting on behalf of King Zulu, His Majesty King Mzuzulu kaZwelitini.
King Mzuzulu's Behavior
The current ruler of legendary Shaka Zulu has recently failed to improve the status of the monarchy. The author refers to a viral video where His Majesty was drunk and insulting one of his wives, appearing not like a sovereign ruler but like someone who had survived a long party.
It is suggested that lawyers are already preparing a demand to cease unlawful actions, insisting that his incoherent mumbling was 'sacred royal dialect, understandable only to landowning people,' and his staggering was a 'complex, spiritually deep Zulu balancing maneuver.' The author also notes that one cannot conclude Shak's homosexuality.
Financial Status and Land Management
Furthermore, Ingonyama Trust is mentioned, described as the 'highest feudal scheme of fraud.' As the sole custodian of the Ingonyama Trust, King Mzuzulu controls 2.8 million hectares, which accounts for about 30% of KwaZulu-Natal, valued at approximately 24 billion rand, inhabited by over 5 million people who pay rent for ancestral land.
Moreover, South African taxpayers annually fund the royal house budget with 86 million rand to maintain palaces, luxury SUVs, and travel. This is presented as the 'ultimate feudal jackpot': he controls a third of the province, receives millions from tax contributions, and pays no property tax.
Comparison with Other Rulers
When asked about benefits for taxpayers, the author replies that they watch His Majesty wear a leopard skin. This is questioned against zero economic development, zero land security, and a huge, opaque wealth fund plagued by crimes, missing millions, and internal embezzlement in the boards of directors.
Compared to other figures, such as Buyelekhaya Dalindiebo from Abatembu, King Mzuzulu barely passes the group stage in the 'Champions League of Traditional Royal Chaos.' Dalindiebo, despite his contradictions (smoking hashish, attacking his palace, receiving a free Mercedes-Benz from the EFF, and publicly expressing love for Donald Trump), has a different experience in foreign policy.
Dalindiebo shook hands with the President of Israel, then returned home and fired Mandla Mandela, Nelson Mandela's grandson, from his chieftaincy for a 'too pro-Palestinian' stance. He also took Israeli diplomats to state hospitals in Mtata for 'infrastructure discussions,' angering the East Cape Premier, who spoke of 'diplomatic violations,' while Dalindiebo responded: 'I am king, I invite whomever I want into my hospitals, now disappear from my sight.'
Comparison with the British Monarchy
The author rejects criticism labeling these leaders as 'backward tribal feudal savages,' urging readers to calm down. Instead, he argues that Mzuzulu, Dalindiebo, and others cannot be compared to the institutional theft of members of the British royal family.
Before becoming an expensive tourist attraction, the ancestors of the House of Windsor were medieval warlords who built their vast estates on colonial violence and human trafficking. It is mentioned that King Charles II, through his Royal African Company, literally branded slaves with the letters 'DY' (for Duke of York), financing the slave trade and placing the corporate logo on human bodies.
King Charles' personal fortune is estimated at 1.8 billion pounds sterling, accumulated through untaxed inheritance and private investments. He also owns a Royal Fund worth 16 billion pounds sterling, consisting of land, commercial real estate, and seabed, which he 'holds in trust' for the nation. To maintain his lifestyle, UK taxpayers provided him with a Sovereign Grant of 137.9 million pounds sterling this year.
The modern House of Windsor, according to the author, has declined since Elizabeth's death in 2022, turning into a 'cheap reality show.' An example cited is Prince Andrew, who was arrested on suspicion of passing confidential government trade reports to Jeffrey Epstein in 2010.
Marius Borg Høybø, the 29-year-old illegitimate son of the Norwegian Crown Prince, was convicted on 34 charges, including domestic violence, smuggling three kilograms of marijuana, and raping women in the basement of the official royal residence. His lawyers dared to request probation via electronic bracelet, continuing to live in the palace.
Conclusion on Monarchy
The author concludes that all monarchies—whether colonial, traditional, global, or local—should be completely abolished, as monarchy is viewed as a parasitic hereditary disease. The time, in the author's view, has come to return the land and stop pumping millions of taxpayers' money into royal coffers.
In conclusion, the author warns that His Majesty's lawyers are ready to sue, and King Mzuzulu may invoke a tribal curse.